I would preface this by saying don't judge me but I think by this point, it's just bound to happen.

title: alibi
author: hyacinthian
rating: pg
summary: icarly. the aftermath and consequences. post-iomg. sam/freddie.

( alibi )

porn battle: rpf:
we'll be laughing all the way, mark ronson/lily allen, hard r.
“I got the GQ - “

“Fucker of the year award, I know.”

( . . . )

My first porn battle fill because LJ comment text limits are literally the devil.

rpf:
this is not film noir, ellen page/joseph gordon-levitt, cigarette, unexpected; hard r.
He shows up at three outside her hotel room.

( . . . )

( glee song spoiler. )

~taking a break from my paper (read: procrastinating)

what is sleep anyway?

um i found the greatest thing to happen to my life since ever?

( lol 90s pop haters should not click this. )